Garfield's Words Of Wisdom
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not FAT! I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.""Life isn't like a bowl of cherries and peaches. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow."
*** Garfield is an anti-hero. He defends our right to pig out, sleep in and be selfish. He says and does the stuff we'd all like to say and do if we thought we could get away with it.
